{"product_id":"mortar-was-optional","title":"Mortar Was Optional","description":"Soft, lived-in, and a little tongue-in-cheek — this garment-dyed tee carries a quiet ruggedness. The front art shows a weathered stone wall with rolling hills behind it and the line “MORTAR WAS OPTIONAL.” It feels like a day spent exploring old ruins, swapping stories at a trailhead, or laughing about the clever shortcuts of builders past. The heavy cotton and garment dye give the shirt a supple hand and subtle vintage appearance that breaks in with wear. Worn alone on a cool morning or layered under a chore coat at dusk, it blends comfort with a wink of history and humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt suits people who love low-key adventure, historical oddities, and clothing that ages gracefully. The relaxed fit and heavyweight fabric keep it feeling substantial without stiffening movement. 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