{"product_id":"the-allen-key-is-missing","title":"The Allen Key Is Missing","description":"A soft, garment-dyed tee that carries a story. The front art — a sun-faded ruin and the words “THE ALLEN KEY IS MISSING.” — feels like a postcard from a slow road trip: dusty light, sun-bleached masonry, and the quiet humor of something important misplaced. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut drape comfortably, so this shirt moves from weekend errands to late-night hangouts with a lived-in ease. Colors are muted and vintage-tinted from the after-construction dyeing, giving each piece gentle variation and a naturally worn-in look. 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