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This tee suits someone who likes to collect curious, conversation-starting pieces and fold them into practical outfits for music nights, weekend drives, or casual meetups.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft from garment dyeing\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for a muted, broken-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting construction\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit in sizes S–4XL with tubular knit (no side seams)\u003cbr\u003e- Available in many colors with a sewn-in label and durable 6.1 oz fabric\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43303190036689,"sku":"16700221076419091654","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":43303190069457,"sku":"75551455440389609828","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43303190102225,"sku":"30463081055086915866","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43303190134993,"sku":"21613419594933769708","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43303190167761,"sku":"97882771537416570196","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43303190200529,"sku":"34295158022855229834","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43303190233297,"sku":"19174278651224506568","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43303190266065,"sku":"45913738433389090018","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":43303190298833,"sku":"11145673221401809459","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43303190331601,"sku":"44834084662738437121","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43303190364369,"sku":"11756401357031703482","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43303190397137,"sku":"17091355868748449852","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":43303190429905,"sku":"26238401553834852986","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43303190462673,"sku":"21499769273114639640","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43303190495441,"sku":"29395640220833201416","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43303190528209,"sku":"33927750811055452912","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43303190560977,"sku":"28938810847039247124","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43303190593745,"sku":"17110026238318052425","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43303190626513,"sku":"21024181738771185995","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0678\/5161\/6465\/files\/2432621629800717162_2048.jpg?v=1789187462","url":"https:\/\/completelynormalclothing.com\/products\/they-probably-had-a-guy","provider":"Completely Normal Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}